Beware Cheap tolite seat!!!!
Beware Cheap tolite seat!!!!
Word to the wise/Libby's two cents... Never, I repeat,never buy a cheap replacement toilet seat! If you are in the kitchen just trying to finish washing that last pot out and you need to pee really bad...this could equal trouble! Just picture this...you hastily dry your hands on your jeans as you scoot down the hall, tear into the bathroom and not bothering to flick on the lights.You drop your pants faster that you can say sweet Fu@k then"boom goes the dynamite" you are on you ass wailing in pain and covered in your own pee! Fellow housemates hear your shrieks of agony and yet all you can do is close the door with your foot. You could use the help but your need to attempt to hide total humiliation is stronger. So, moral of the story is...spend that extra $20 and you will not be sore,wet and embarrassed on the bathroom floor in the dark. Not that I would know... Just saying;)
Libby
Dog owner's price
I just watched some poor schmuck harvesting poop from his front lawn like it was a huge vegetable garden. Think I'll pass on that dog ownership idea.
Read between the lies
Sometimes I ask for others for advice when I truly don't need it. Often its to convince others of their value not to me but to themselves. Actually, more often than not their answers are often influenced by their narrow mindedness, jealousy and or ignorance on the subject. It is one of my shameful techniques of mind control. If you think of it we all do this type of thing all the time. Dropping hints on what you'd like for Christmas or your birthday is a mild but clear example of this manipulation. So on that note when someone asks for your advice and your over the age of 18 just say the following. You know best, and leave it at that. Chances are that would be the best most honest answer you have ever given. Right now I could compose a long list of things I have been lead to believe and I know full well they are blatant lies. Then again the fact that I have chosen to keep this knowledge to myself could too be described as a lie in it's self, a lie by omission but a lie none the less. I usually choose to keep these tidbits of information to my self because with reflection you come to realize the falsehoods can not be corrected by humiliating the offenders. Under these circumstances your silence is rewarded with future prudence. Don't try to kid the kidder and don't try to convince your lies to the score keeper of your secrets.
Written by a girl who's a master at playing the dumb one. It's more than a talent it is an art form/life style.
shhhhh...I may never tell but I'll always know.
Written by a girl who's a master at playing the dumb one. It's more than a talent it is an art form/life style.
How I know my son knows I love him.
Back ground-(music,singing and writing).
Son: mommy, you should write a love song.
Mom: Oh? Do you think I could do a good job?
Son: Ya! You can just write it about me.
(Son runs off to play, mom sits down and sheds a happy tear).
Son: mommy, you should write a love song.
Mom: Oh? Do you think I could do a good job?
Son: Ya! You can just write it about me.
(Son runs off to play, mom sits down and sheds a happy tear).
Political minds
Ones memory is not a clear window to days gone by. If I had to remember the bad clearly in order to recall the good then it's just as well. Let the past be as blurry and vague as canadian political platforms. Zing.....lol
Who needs bees?
On the walk home from school my kid collected a couple remaining fall dandelions with the intent on somehow manufacturing honey in our bathroom. Far be it for me to deny him this creative yet hopeless attempt. As we entered the front doors of our apartment building we were greeted by a familiar face(fred the super intendant). This is where Zach proceeded to alert Fred to the fact that he'd better have some money with him cause he was going be making honey and he'll be selling it to him later for $5. I once told him he has the family salesman gene in him and he could sell ice cubes to Eskimos with a smile. I don't think he quite understood my metaphor.
I have a super power!
I do?
I think Weddings are the most beautiful ritual man kind has ever created but unfortunately the cost and gift registries ruined it.
Opinions
Always remember to make up your own mind. Those who choose to follow the ideas of others clearly dissolve their own. One must value truth above popular perception.
-Libby
-Libby
Afternoon walk,cars,letters, and the decline of the English language
Have you ever gone for a walk and felt as if one leg was shorter than the other, or longer depending on how you look at it. It's creepy and I can't stand it. Did I just write a pun? They say that the use of puns is a sign of wit and intelligence but my best guess is that this analogy only applies when you write or say them with intention. My pun on the other hand would more than likely indicate the opposite. Still walking... Omg who the hell wears a bra on their car still? Apparently that dude in the old cavalier. That style has past and some would beg to differ if it ever was what one would consider style. Lol Home now perusing the letters my son received from school. One is a notification that there has been an outbreak of head lice, as every year. How many words can one chick conjure up to describe her revolt. Puke! I checked his head and we are in the clear and I hope it stays that way. The other note is titled "Ask me about". The purpose of this letter is to give parents an idea of what your child/children are in the process of learning in class. I think this is a great idea and is a good way to start conversation with your child about what is going on all day. First part gives a brief out line on math, glad to see it at the top of the list. Second is language arts and I have to talk about this one for a second. Let's begin...this small blurb/ summary of what they are doing in language arts has multiple spelling errors, poor punctuation and the grammar used is awful. It's like it was written in a foreign language and translated by google. These are the people I send my kid to spend his days with in order to get an education. I know, I know, I'm one to talk but I'm a crazy quick writer and my emails, blogs and random posting are not my source of income nor do I claim to be an expert. On that note I do have what I think is a reasonable expectation of the teaching staff at my sons school that they are having a hard time living up to. They should Preach what they teach and it's fair to say I should too. I need a book on English punctuation and grammar and I have a needy school in mind that could and should put it to good use when I'm done with it.
Rotten kids don't change
My son Zachary likes to be the last in line that way he gets to wave as he goes in. Well some of the other kids have caught on to what he was doing now and the grade 2 gladiator show down begins daily at 8:25 sharp. Zach is the last guy in the world to touch or push someone for something so stupid that is why it so darn funny to watch.
They push and bug and complain but Zach completely ignores them and walks to the back all calm and cool. Why would these kids even want to be at the end of a line, to wave to me? I wonder if these parents even know what kind of child they are raising. I hate to be rude but your kid is shitty and I wish I could drop kick em'. Lol recently a little thief was discovered in class for taking a kids zhu zhu pet and hiding it in her school bag. You would think at some point in the girls life her parents would have gone over the fact that you shouldn't steal other peoples belongings, sadly it is apparent that this is not the case. I asked my boy if he would take someone's things and he looked at me like I had a thousand heads,like what a preposterous idea. For all my crappy parenting mistakes(and I'll be honest I've made many) at least I got a few things right. Stay calm when others are pushy(choose your battles wisely) don't hurt or attempt to hurt someone else when they are rude and above all don't steal!
These ones are easy people but then again we need kids like yours, I mean who else is going to ask Zach if he'd like fries with that? Lmao
They push and bug and complain but Zach completely ignores them and walks to the back all calm and cool. Why would these kids even want to be at the end of a line, to wave to me? I wonder if these parents even know what kind of child they are raising. I hate to be rude but your kid is shitty and I wish I could drop kick em'. Lol recently a little thief was discovered in class for taking a kids zhu zhu pet and hiding it in her school bag. You would think at some point in the girls life her parents would have gone over the fact that you shouldn't steal other peoples belongings, sadly it is apparent that this is not the case. I asked my boy if he would take someone's things and he looked at me like I had a thousand heads,like what a preposterous idea. For all my crappy parenting mistakes(and I'll be honest I've made many) at least I got a few things right. Stay calm when others are pushy(choose your battles wisely) don't hurt or attempt to hurt someone else when they are rude and above all don't steal!
These ones are easy people but then again we need kids like yours, I mean who else is going to ask Zach if he'd like fries with that? Lmao
Your kids future
No more tears
I have had more horrendous things in my eye than I care to admit but Oh my gosh TRESemmé is like sulfuric acid poured stright into your tear ducts.
Do the ones you love a favor and don't say "Hey look" when they are washing thier hair.
So what I'm trying to say is that I highly recommend it to be avoided at all cost! Not that I think people would purposely squirt themselves directly in the eyeball for kicks but just saying.
That stuff is poison for ones optical organ.
Cheap toilet seat (Beware)!!!
Libby
Kraft dinner the most versatile food in the world! Brain child of Sis and I
Da po boi KD -
Tap water, no milk, eat over kitchen sink
Mediterranean -
Substitute butter with olive oil, yummy.
Tomorrow's pay day
Stale remainders of yesterdays supper.
Scrape off the top crunchy layer, heat and serve.
Cajun KD -
Took a nap burnt half of the noodles to the bottom of the pot.
Italian KD -
Add ketchup packets you yoinked from Wendy's
Greek KD -
Add half a jar of questionable olives from the back of the fridge from when you used to pretend to like martinis.
Old cuisine KD -
Serve in small portions, like martini glasses you never use.
Decorate with clovers from the front lawn and call it canadian parsley, no one eats the green shit anyway.
Companies coming KD -
Stir in cheese wizz, it adds flavour and personality.
Mexican KD -
Mix with salsa and serve with nacho chips.
Great for when all your forks are dirty.
The break-up KD -
Add tears with just a dash of resentment, follow with a pint of Häagen-Dazs ice-cream. If he thought your ass was fat.
"You'll show him"!
Movie night KD -
50% KD 50% popcorn, mix well and voilà.
Blackout (I swear I paid that bill) KD -
Requires prep time, soak till noodles are soft or jump the fence of your vacationing neighbour and use BBQ.
Worst case scenario get mom's old coleman stove, where there is kd and will there is a way.
New york KD -
Add hot dog you found in neighbours bbq.
Fisherman's platter KD -
Add tuna, you can obtain this ingredient for free from office fridge.
You should find it in a brown paper bag marked with the words "Do not eat" Dorothy's.
Take it anyway, who are we kidding here Dorothy could stand to lose a few pounds.
The It's still good, it's still good KD -
Kd after expiry date, ya I know I didn't know it had one either!
Tap water, no milk, eat over kitchen sink
Mediterranean -
Substitute butter with olive oil, yummy.
Tomorrow's pay day
Stale remainders of yesterdays supper.
Scrape off the top crunchy layer, heat and serve.
Cajun KD -
Took a nap burnt half of the noodles to the bottom of the pot.
Italian KD -
Add ketchup packets you yoinked from Wendy's
Greek KD -
Add half a jar of questionable olives from the back of the fridge from when you used to pretend to like martinis.
Old cuisine KD -
Serve in small portions, like martini glasses you never use.
Decorate with clovers from the front lawn and call it canadian parsley, no one eats the green shit anyway.
Companies coming KD -
Stir in cheese wizz, it adds flavour and personality.
Mexican KD -
Mix with salsa and serve with nacho chips.
Great for when all your forks are dirty.
The break-up KD -
Add tears with just a dash of resentment, follow with a pint of Häagen-Dazs ice-cream. If he thought your ass was fat.
"You'll show him"!
Movie night KD -
50% KD 50% popcorn, mix well and voilà.
Blackout (I swear I paid that bill) KD -
Requires prep time, soak till noodles are soft or jump the fence of your vacationing neighbour and use BBQ.
Worst case scenario get mom's old coleman stove, where there is kd and will there is a way.
New york KD -
Add hot dog you found in neighbours bbq.
Fisherman's platter KD -
Add tuna, you can obtain this ingredient for free from office fridge.
You should find it in a brown paper bag marked with the words "Do not eat" Dorothy's.
Take it anyway, who are we kidding here Dorothy could stand to lose a few pounds.
The It's still good, it's still good KD -
Kd after expiry date, ya I know I didn't know it had one either!
Cough,cough,sniff,sniff...huh???
Why do apparently sanitation and hygiene requirements suddenly go out the window when your child leaves preschool and begins to attend public schooling.
If frequent bouts of head lice,impetigo, flew,general un-wellness and not to mention injuries were to occur while attending a private preschool and or daycare, parents would and do demand explanations.
Daycares and preschools in the local hrm have had licences revoked for less then what we willingly excepting from our public schools. Have we apparently forgotten we pay for this service with our valuable tax dollars?
I am always perplexed by this sad but often true fact, when things are free(or seemingly free) our level of expectation drops instantly and drastically.
For instance, when is the last time you have visited the doctors office and felt as if you were being hurried out the door without the slightest concern that you may or may not have finished what it is you have come to discuss in the first place? No doubt more often than not...If we were paying with our debit or master card as we left something tells me the experience we demand would be rather different and yes we would be using the full 15 min. our msi normally pays for. No I am not picking away at the wonderful health care so many of us Canadians have always know and have come to be proud of, it's the social dynamic of the situation that occurs when msi or the Government pays directly for us. Off topic...now back on it. If you paid by cheque would things be different? Would you hold on to your $6000 for the 175-195 days of public school with sweaty palms a little tighter before agreeing to pay if your child was frequently ill while attending? On that note I guess we shouldn't be to surprised due to the fact that they claim to be the best way to educate our children even though statistics point to the contrary. For most families the notion for home schooling is almost appalling and scary not to mention financially impossible. Most discussions with regards to educating from home would begin with the fact that your child will become socially backwards and or incapable of proper interaction with others in the future. So by that I would assume they believe abuse,intimidation, poor behaviour and language, survival in an all too frequent hostile environment is a requirement or right of passage to adult hood.
Ridiculous, after all our true goal is to raise our children to be smart independent full functioning adults not daycare, is it not? They can do that with out those notorious sticks, stones and names that most defiantly hurt them. Word to the wise, also constant bombardment of communicable viruses and infections does not make for a healthier immune system in a child, quite the polar opposite. I assume that same person would foolishly believe that the old wives tale of getting cold and wet gives you a cold or leaves you susceptible to one. Maybe it's time to demand those full 15 min provided by your doctor/msi/tax dollars and ask a few questions next time!
Loves and hugs Libby
PS. Wash your hands
Daycares and preschools in the local hrm have had licences revoked for less then what we willingly excepting from our public schools. Have we apparently forgotten we pay for this service with our valuable tax dollars?
I am always perplexed by this sad but often true fact, when things are free(or seemingly free) our level of expectation drops instantly and drastically.
For instance, when is the last time you have visited the doctors office and felt as if you were being hurried out the door without the slightest concern that you may or may not have finished what it is you have come to discuss in the first place? No doubt more often than not...If we were paying with our debit or master card as we left something tells me the experience we demand would be rather different and yes we would be using the full 15 min. our msi normally pays for. No I am not picking away at the wonderful health care so many of us Canadians have always know and have come to be proud of, it's the social dynamic of the situation that occurs when msi or the Government pays directly for us. Off topic...now back on it. If you paid by cheque would things be different? Would you hold on to your $6000 for the 175-195 days of public school with sweaty palms a little tighter before agreeing to pay if your child was frequently ill while attending? On that note I guess we shouldn't be to surprised due to the fact that they claim to be the best way to educate our children even though statistics point to the contrary. For most families the notion for home schooling is almost appalling and scary not to mention financially impossible. Most discussions with regards to educating from home would begin with the fact that your child will become socially backwards and or incapable of proper interaction with others in the future. So by that I would assume they believe abuse,intimidation, poor behaviour and language, survival in an all too frequent hostile environment is a requirement or right of passage to adult hood.
Ridiculous, after all our true goal is to raise our children to be smart independent full functioning adults not daycare, is it not? They can do that with out those notorious sticks, stones and names that most defiantly hurt them. Word to the wise, also constant bombardment of communicable viruses and infections does not make for a healthier immune system in a child, quite the polar opposite. I assume that same person would foolishly believe that the old wives tale of getting cold and wet gives you a cold or leaves you susceptible to one. Maybe it's time to demand those full 15 min provided by your doctor/msi/tax dollars and ask a few questions next time!
Loves and hugs Libby
PS. Wash your hands
Teachers are so strange
So...I wait by the tree to pick my son up after school but today it was seeming like it was taking a tad bit longer then usual. I walk up towards the school to find that teacher has Zach and is waiting to talk to me. I walk up only to be told that my son for the past couple days has not eaten a lot. Ok....ummm whatever teach...lol
I didn't say that but thought it. She was speaking as if there was some deep dark seedy reason as to why my son did not feel very hungry thursday and today.
(Well teach that's because I punch him in the jaw every morning as hard as I can so next time he'll know better than to talk back to me.) hahahahaha
Funny teachers don't feel they must approach and discuss things with you face to face when one of the teachers has accidently injured your child and caused a nasty scar all down his chest but hey this kid didn't eat his yogurt two days in a row....call the rcmp and contact the parents this offence must be stopped!!!!!
I appreciate the concern but next time you may want to bare in mind the fact that you seem like a moron for asking me why my kid didn't eat much today when you were the adult there.
Loves and kisses Libby the %#$@*&
I didn't say that but thought it. She was speaking as if there was some deep dark seedy reason as to why my son did not feel very hungry thursday and today.
(Well teach that's because I punch him in the jaw every morning as hard as I can so next time he'll know better than to talk back to me.) hahahahaha
Funny teachers don't feel they must approach and discuss things with you face to face when one of the teachers has accidently injured your child and caused a nasty scar all down his chest but hey this kid didn't eat his yogurt two days in a row....call the rcmp and contact the parents this offence must be stopped!!!!!
I appreciate the concern but next time you may want to bare in mind the fact that you seem like a moron for asking me why my kid didn't eat much today when you were the adult there.
Loves and kisses Libby the %#$@*&
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