I have a super power!

They say everyone has something they are good at. I have spent 32 long ass years of my life to finally realize today what my true talent is (it's making the wrong choice). Yes people, that is my true super power. When it comes to having a choice and picking the wrong one I am awesome. With the new found ability of being self aware of this fact I have concocted a fail proof plan. When my initial instinct is to go, say or do something I shall from this day forward take a second look at the opposite. Even if I can ward off 10% - 15% of my wrong decisions I think I'll be significantly ahead of my usual game! Wait a second this concept was my first idea... ahh-shit!

I do?

I think Weddings are the most beautiful ritual man kind has ever created but unfortunately the cost and gift registries ruined it.

Opinions

Always remember to make up your own mind. Those who choose to follow the ideas of others clearly dissolve their own. One must value truth above popular perception.
-Libby

Laundry day

Sometimes the promise of tomorrow feels more like a threat.

Afternoon walk,cars,letters, and the decline of the English language

Have you ever gone for a walk and felt as if one leg was shorter than the other, or longer depending on how you look at it. It's creepy and I can't stand it. Did I just write a pun? They say that the use of puns is a sign of wit and intelligence but my best guess is that this analogy only applies when you write or say them with intention. My pun on the other hand would more than likely indicate the opposite. Still walking... Omg who the hell wears a bra on their car still? Apparently that dude in the old cavalier. That style has past and some would beg to differ if it ever was what one would consider style. Lol Home now perusing the letters my son received from school. One is a notification that there has been an outbreak of head lice, as every year. How many words can one chick conjure up to describe her revolt. Puke! I checked his head and we are in the clear and I hope it stays that way. The other note is titled "Ask me about". The purpose of this letter is to give parents an idea of what your child/children are in the process of learning in class. I think this is a great idea and is a good way to start conversation with your child about what is going on all day. First part gives a brief out line on math, glad to see it at the top of the list. Second is language arts and I have to talk about this one for a second. Let's begin...this small blurb/ summary of what they are doing in language arts has multiple spelling errors, poor punctuation and the grammar used is awful. It's like it was written in a foreign language and translated by google. These are the people I send my kid to spend his days with in order to get an education. I know, I know, I'm one to talk but I'm a crazy quick writer and my emails, blogs and random posting are not my source of income nor do I claim to be an expert. On that note I do have what I think is a reasonable expectation of the teaching staff at my sons school that they are having a hard time living up to. They should Preach what they teach and it's fair to say I should too. I need a book on English punctuation and grammar and I have a needy school in mind that could and should put it to good use when I'm done with it.

Rotten kids don't change

My son Zachary likes to be the last in line that way he gets to wave as he goes in. Well some of the other kids have caught on to what he was doing now and the grade 2 gladiator show down begins daily at 8:25 sharp. Zach is the last guy in the world to touch or push someone for something so stupid that is why it so darn funny to watch.
They push and bug and complain but Zach completely ignores them and walks to the back all calm and cool. Why would these kids even want to be at the end of a line, to wave to me? I wonder if these parents even know what kind of child they are raising. I hate to be rude but your kid is shitty and I wish I could drop kick em'. Lol recently a little thief was discovered in class for taking a kids zhu zhu pet and hiding it in her school bag. You would think at some point in the girls life her parents would have gone over the fact that you shouldn't steal other peoples belongings, sadly it is apparent that this is not the case. I asked my boy if he would take someone's things and he looked at me like I had a thousand heads,like what a preposterous idea. For all my crappy parenting mistakes(and I'll be honest I've made many) at least I got a few things right. Stay calm when others are pushy(choose your battles wisely) don't hurt or attempt to hurt someone else when they are rude and above all don't steal!
These ones are easy people but then again we need kids like yours, I mean who else is going to ask Zach if he'd like fries with that? Lmao

Your kids future

No more tears

 I shampooed my eye.
I have had more horrendous things in my eye than I care to admit but Oh my gosh TRESemmé is like sulfuric acid poured stright into your tear ducts.
Do the ones you love a favor and don't say "Hey look" when they are washing thier hair.
So what I'm trying to say is that I highly recommend it to be avoided at all cost! Not that I think people would purposely squirt themselves directly in the eyeball for kicks but just saying.
That stuff is poison for ones optical organ.