Beware Cheap tolite seat!!!!

Beware Cheap tolite seat!!!!


Word to the wise/Libby's two cents... Never, I repeat,never buy a cheap replacement toilet seat! If you are in the kitchen just trying to finish washing that last pot out and you need to pee really bad...this could equal trouble! Just picture this...you hastily dry your hands on your jeans as you scoot down the hall, tear into the bathroom and not bothering to flick on the lights.You drop your pants faster that you can say sweet Fu@k then"boom goes the dynamite" you are on you ass wailing in pain and covered in your own pee! Fellow housemates hear your shrieks of agony and yet all you can do is close the door with your foot. You could use the help but your need to attempt to hide total humiliation is stronger. So, moral of the story is...spend that extra $20 and you will not be sore,wet and embarrassed on the bathroom floor in the dark. Not that I would know... Just saying;) fuc%@#g cheap plastic brackets!!!!!!
Libby

Dog owner's price

I just watched some poor schmuck harvesting poop from his front lawn like it was a huge vegetable garden. Think I'll pass on that dog ownership idea.