I have a super power!

They say everyone has something they are good at. I have spent 32 long ass years of my life to finally realize today what my true talent is (it's making the wrong choice). Yes people, that is my true super power. When it comes to having a choice and picking the wrong one I am awesome. With the new found ability of being self aware of this fact I have concocted a fail proof plan. When my initial instinct is to go, say or do something I shall from this day forward take a second look at the opposite. Even if I can ward off 10% - 15% of my wrong decisions I think I'll be significantly ahead of my usual game! Wait a second this concept was my first idea... ahh-shit!