Kraft dinner the most versatile food in the world! Brain child of Sis and I

Da po boi KD -
Tap water, no milk, eat over kitchen sink


Mediterranean -
Substitute butter with olive oil, yummy.


Tomorrow's pay day
Stale remainders of yesterdays supper.
Scrape off the top crunchy layer, heat and serve.


Cajun KD -
Took a nap burnt half of the noodles to the bottom of the pot.


Italian KD -
Add ketchup packets you yoinked from Wendy's


Greek KD -
Add half a jar of questionable olives from the back of the fridge from when you used to pretend to like martinis.


Old cuisine KD -
Serve in small portions, like martini glasses you never use.
Decorate with clovers from the front lawn and call it canadian parsley, no one eats the green shit anyway.


Companies coming KD -
Stir in cheese wizz, it adds flavour and personality.


Mexican KD -
Mix with salsa and serve with nacho chips.
Great for when all your forks are dirty.


The break-up KD -
Add tears with just a dash of resentment, follow with a pint of Häagen-Dazs ice-cream. If he thought your ass was fat.
"You'll show him"!


Movie night KD -
50% KD 50% popcorn, mix well and voilà.


Blackout (I swear I paid that bill) KD -
Requires prep time, soak till noodles are soft or jump the fence of your vacationing neighbour and use BBQ.
Worst case scenario get mom's old coleman stove, where there is kd and will there is a way.


New york KD -
Add hot dog you found in neighbours bbq.


Fisherman's platter KD -
Add tuna, you can obtain this ingredient for free from office fridge.
You should find it in a brown paper bag marked with the words "Do not eat" Dorothy's.
Take it anyway, who are we kidding here Dorothy could stand to lose a few pounds.


The It's still good, it's still good KD -
Kd after expiry date, ya I know I didn't know it had one either!

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